newyorker:

Cartoon by Andy Friedman: http://nyr.kr/ZwgnjI

Angel Deradoorian at First Unitarian Church of Los Angeles - Feb 8, 2013

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“GOD: I own you like I own the caves. THE OCEAN: Not a chance. No comparison. GOD: I made you. I could tame you. THE OCEAN: At one time, maybe. But not now. GOD: I will come to you, freeze you, break you. THE OCEAN: I will spread myself like wings. I am a billion tiny feathers. You have no idea what’s happened to me.”
animalsthatdopeoplethings:

happy summer
Nurse we’re going to need 500 shelties stat
newyorker:

Jonah Lehrer joins the New Yorker as our newest staff writer.  Click-through to read his first post on the virtues of daydreaming: http://nyr.kr/L0NIiM
Stay tuned to Lehrer’s blog, Frontal Cortex - on science, imagination, and the mind- on newyorker.com.
“Sometimes it’s good to grow a tough hide, but when I hear people say that they won’t get a dog because they had one when they were a kid and it died, or that they don’t want to fall in love because it hurts too much, I’m like, ‘fuck you.’ It pisses me off to think that we’re conditioned to push away bad feelings and to think that anything that’s uncomfortable is something to be avoided. When things are really bad nowadays, I recognize the value in it because it’s me filling my quota— it’s going to make my joy more intense later.”
TWIN PEAKS IS BLOWIN’ MY MIND
THANK YOU MICROPHONES

THANK YOU MICROPHONES

I NEED A VACATION AM I RIGHT GIRLS
thecosbysweaterproject:

Season 3, Episode 19: “The Shower”
Cliff has been banished from Denise’s friend’s bridal shower and he is very upset.  But at least he looks good!  His comb sweater is amazing!